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Jeff3Movs
Man, 56y
56 years old, Man
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Ideally,I'm looking to find myself a woman---not that I mind making some male friends along the way,but,I repeat,straight guy.If someone wants to see the world,I may just be interested in tagging along.
I was lucky enough to make enough to retire from the rat race very early (“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”),and was surprised to find independent me a little (well,more than a little,to be frank) lonely. I sold all the trappings of success,the suits,the expensive watch that kept time no better than a sun dial,etc,etc.,and used the money to put two African orphans through school.I'm no saint,in fact very far from it,but it was a good thing to do,and made me feel as if I'd given something back.I recommend it.
Once I used to be so innocent I thought a ball gag was a joke about testicles,cream pies were the things thrown in old Mack Sennett comedies,or something you ate(apparently some others think so,too! That's porn for you!).
I was convinced anal beads were a type of costume jewellery,and golden showers a variety of fancy bathroom fitting.I thought DP was an abbreviation for a Dill Pickle,and a squirter was a type of super soaker water pistol.
I also expected incurable romantics could be treated with penicillin,but I was wrong,and I'm still one at heart.
So,in conclusion (phew!)-- if any of you ladies out there would care to get in touch,please don't hesitate,just leave a comment or a chat message,and I'll reply to you.
Nationality unimportant.Friendship,romance,spanky panky....I'm open to all of the above!And thank you for your patience and kind attention.You'd have to be insane not to be crazy about me!
“Caminante, no hay camino. Se hace camino al andar. (Wanderer, there is no road, the road is made by walking.)
"Whosoever strives unceasingly upward can be saved."
All a girl really needs is a man who can make all her dreams come true.The trick is to find a girl who has very small dreams.
Jeff3Movs 6 albums (281 photos)
Gender: Man
Age: 56 years old
Country: United Kingdom
Profile hits: 75,920
Subscribers: 988
Region: Warwickshire
City: Birmingham
Languages: Deutsch, Español, Français, Italiano
Personal information: Display
Roleplay: Master
Seeking: Woman
Relationship: Single
Kids: No but do not want any
Education: Ba hons
Religion: Christian
Smoking: Occasionally
Drinking: Regularly
Signed up: March 9, 2015 (3,795 days ago)
Last activity: 7 days ago
Physical Information: Display
Ethnicity: White
Body: Average
Hair length: Short
Hair color: Brown
Eyes color: Grey
About me:
What to say about myself?...let's see... Not tall,dark or handsome,but not,I hope,utterly repellent either,reasonably well educated,better read,with some wit,and straight as a Roman road.Jazz and classical music lover,and a big reader.I suppose all that makes me a bit of a nerd,so don't bother to tell me--I've seen and "nerd" it all before!
Ideally,I'm looking to find myself a woman---not that I mind making some male friends along the way,but,I repeat,straight guy.If someone wants to see the world,I may just be interested in tagging along.
I was lucky enough to make enough to retire from the rat race very early (“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”),and was surprised to find independent me a little (well,more than a little,to be frank) lonely. I sold all the trappings of success,the suits,the expensive watch that kept time no better than a sun dial,etc,etc.,and used the money to put two African orphans through school.I'm no saint,in fact very far from it,but it was a good thing to do,and made me feel as if I'd given something back.I recommend it.
Once I used to be so innocent I thought a ball gag was a joke about testicles,cream pies were the things thrown in old Mack Sennett comedies,or something you ate(apparently some others think so,too! That's porn for you!).
I was convinced anal beads were a type of costume jewellery,and golden showers a variety of fancy bathroom fitting.I thought DP was an abbreviation for a Dill Pickle,and a squirter was a type of super soaker water pistol.
I also expected incurable romantics could be treated with penicillin,but I was wrong,and I'm still one at heart.
So,in conclusion (phew!)-- if any of you ladies out there would care to get in touch,please don't hesitate,just leave a comment or a chat message,and I'll reply to you.
Nationality unimportant.Friendship,romance,spanky panky....I'm open to all of the above!And thank you for your patience and kind attention.You'd have to be insane not to be crazy about me!
“Caminante, no hay camino. Se hace camino al andar. (Wanderer, there is no road, the road is made by walking.)
"Whosoever strives unceasingly upward can be saved."
All a girl really needs is a man who can make all her dreams come true.The trick is to find a girl who has very small dreams.Show more